Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin

When I was a young man
I didn`t like to dance
I was shy
I`d stand against the wall all night
I`d never take a chance
So afraid
I wouldn`t get on that dance floor
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots

But I found a place where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Real nasty
It ain`t too far away
It`s just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
`Cause these folks don`t fuck around

You can
Rub your belly with Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly, you`re gonna rub your belly
Jiggle your droopy balls with singin` Lou Rawis
Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls
Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS
Lick your lips
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
It`s fucking obscense
Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You`ll see the light when your sphincter`s tight

If you don`t know how to move
Just feel the groove
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Spin like a little girl
With cross-dressing Milton Berle
Just give it a whirl, pretend you`re a little girl
Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a relief
Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel
Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell

Then spew all over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Showing off his ding-a-ling
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Playing with his hairy tits

Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell
Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
Drink some Ripple
Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack, don`t hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest place in town
The stars will show you how to move
And dance
Like you just shit your pants

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Dancin` And Pantsin When I was a young man I didn`t like to dance I was shy I`d stand against the wall all night I`d never take a chance So afraid I wouldn`t get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But I found a place where the stars hang out And they taught me how to funk Real nasty It ain`t too far away It`s just on the edge of town Nearby But be ready when you get there `Cause these folks don`t fuck around You can Rub your belly with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you`re gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin` Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick your lips Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen It`s fucking obscense Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White You`ll see the light when your sphincter`s tight If you don`t know how to move Just feel the groove And dance Like you just shit your pants Spin like a little girl With cross-dressing Milton Berle Just give it a whirl, pretend you`re a little girl Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino Wave your weeno, even more obsceno Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink Piss in the sink Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif What a relief Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell Then spew all over the room With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum And dance Like you just shit your pants Mr. Belvedere Fatty Fatty Finger in his own rear Bernard King Basketball, basketball Showing off his ding-a-ling Swimming Mark Spitz Moustache, moustache Playing with his hairy tits Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver Both of them got the boogie fever Shit your pants You can Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore Pump it sore Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple Drink some Ripple Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback When you give it a whack, don`t hurt the nut-sack So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down Come to the funkiest place in town The stars will show you how to move And dance Like you just shit your pants Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Dancin` And Pantsin: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5288.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - Do It For Mama » Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man » Adam Sandler - Joining The Cult » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver » Adam Sandler - Piece Of Shit Car » Adam Sandler - My Little Chicken » Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous » Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song » Adam Sandler - The Hypnotist » Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O » Adam Sandler - Moyda » Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend » Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song (II) » Adam Sandler - The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher » Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song » Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land » Adam Sandler - Mothers Day Song » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal » Adam Sandler - I Wanna Grow Old With You Рекомендуем скачать: » Евгений Бачурин - Я констатирую факт... » Егор летов - Армагеддон попс » Евгения Козина - А ко мне во сне старый друг пришел... » Екатерина Барановская - Солнце красное » Елена Фролова - Что мне куст говорит » Елена Школьная - Письмо другу » Елена Решетняк - Падал снег » Евгений Бабенко - Азбучная истина » Егор летов - Наваждение » Евгений Клячкин - Товарищ Фадеев » Елена Фролова - Солнце село за горою... » Евгений Романов - Мужики » Елена Казанцева - О, Рим, Париж!.. » Елена Фролова, Марина Гершенович - Верба » Екатерина Медведева - Осень... Ты помнишь, как она роняла листья?.. » Елена Фролова - От всякой мудрости устав, и все на свете потеряв... » Елена Фролова - Ангел » Елена Гурфинкель - Позвони мне пленительным вечером... » Ефим Ташлицкий - Вернуться б на завалинку... » Евгений Бачурин - Ну где ж набраться оптимизма...
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