RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я
EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
|
Меню
» Главная» Музыка » Правила » В избранное |
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I`ll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I`m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it`s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause `super model` means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with `super dumb` Ya see I`d be a good listener so she`d treat me like a sister and soon I`d become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn`t be a week before I`m in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly Doesn`t matter what I`m packin` in my denim it`s what`s in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I`m not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I`m not Princess Di and I don`t wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I`d have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom`s hair stylist his name is Kip he`s got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother`s lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly And I don`t shave my heiny Don`t shave my heiny See I`m not queer I`m too ugly
Прямая ссылка на текст песни I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/2338.html » Bloodhound Gang - Rip Taylor is God » Bloodhound Gang - Vagina » Bloodhound Gang - No Hard Feelings » Bloodhound Gang - Yummie Down On This » Bloodhound Gang - Coo coo ca choo » Bloodhound Gang - The inevitable return of the great white dope » Bloodhound Gang - Boom » Bloodhound Gang - Hell yeah » Bloodhound Gang - We Are the Knuckleheads » Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever » Bloodhound Gang - fire water burn | текст песни и табы (аккорды) для бас гитары и Mp3 » Bloodhound Gang - Right turn clyde » Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The S » Bloodhound Gang - B.H.G.P.S.A. » Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time » Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe » Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is » Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Br » Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn » Bloodhound Gang - Balls Out » Розенбаум Александр - НАРИСУЙТЕ МНЕ ДОМ » Рада и Терновник - И время выжженое вслух » Рада и Терновник - Когда все изменится » Раиса Нурмухаметова - Я знаю о Вас приблизительно всё... » Руки Вверх - Парень » Розенбаум Александр - ЛИГОВКА » Раиса Абельская - Обезьянка » Руки Вверх! - До чего ж я невезучий » Раиса Нурмухаметова - Отпустите замужнюю птицу » РќР°РґРµР¶РґР° КадыС?ева - Костры Горят Далекие » Русский размер - Время, как снег » Ришат Гилязов - Вальс отраженья » Руки Вверх! - Только для тебя » Роланд Аблотия - Пещеры сна » МакSРёРј - Трудный Возраст » Руки Вверх! - У реки девчонка » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Я хотел » Город 312 - Весна » Ришат Гилязов - Самый первый дождь » Надежда КадыС?ева - Печальный Ветер |
|
|
© 2007-2025 «MusWorld.ru»
| ||