Fat as I am. Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan. How is it that I`m fat as I am?
Fat as I am. The camera`s gonna add a ton to my can. This is the way they say Godzilla began. How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again." All of my friends say I should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again. "Look what happened to Liz."
All of my sins are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! I could audition for the doublemint twins. No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but what`s a career when you put it next to knockwurst and beer? They could park a DC10 on my rear. God knows I got the gas!
There goes the chair. But to tell the truth, I`m too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there. Ah, you don`t give a damn when you`re fat as I am!
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