Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian,
But I`ve got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle`s farm for a short time.

I thought that I would be huntin` and fishin`.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there`s nothin` but chores here to mention.
I didn`t mind feedin the sows.

But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn`t in FFA.
This cow must think i`m crazy
Up under it this way.
I`m sittin` here a pullin`, but there ain`t nothin` comin` out.
Oh E I E I OвЂ¦
How do you milk a cow?

Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can`t haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I`ve got shearin` sheep right down to an art.

One thing`s for sure,
I hate shovelin` manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein`
I hear Bessie mooin`.
So I thought maybe I`d ask you all.

HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it`s safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty `cause she ain`t puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.

(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don`t get mad cow diease.

How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I`m gettin sick and tired of smellin` dairy air.
I`m headin` back to Cali
And I`m turnin` in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?

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