Текст (слова) песни: Five Iron Frenzy - Combat Church
A real life superhero. He`s got the Holy Ghost. He`s either praising Jesus, or he`s making toast. Ain`t got no superpowers, ain`t got no giant brain, but he would try and help you, if he heard you call his name. There`s some kids there in some trouble, need a Pepsi on the double. then he shouts, not so quiet, "Would you like regular or diet?" Found a campsite for some kids, by the stage is what he did. People ask why he`s so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ. Whenever you`re in trouble, whenever you`re in need, Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. he`s on the ball to save the masses, got some thick old horn-rimmed glasses. his head is bald, he shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil in his hiney. People ask why he`s so nice, he wants to be like Jesus Christ.
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