Текст (слова) песни: John Prine - How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I drink last night?

Its really anybodys guess.

I poured them so fast,

I couldnt keep them in the glass,

But this morning I sure am a mess.

My head is four or five times its normal size

And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.

I cant recall a single thing I did or said

Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?

I must have fallen down somehow.

I believe it had something to do with karate

-- its all coming back to me now.

I was standing in a bar with king kongs cousin,

He must have been seven foot three.

His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "hey, chump,

Would you like to step outside with me? "

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.

I left last nights dinner on this mornings floor.

My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.

I drank so much that my hair got drunk.

I see a big old worm about ten feet long

Hallucinating purple cows.

Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.

Uh oh, this is not my house.

I could call us a taxi on the telephone

If I only knew where we are.

I guess Im gonna have to drive myself back home

As soon as I can find the car.

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: John Prine - How Much Tequila How much tequila did I drink last night? Its really anybodys guess. I poured them so fast, I couldnt keep them in the glass, But this morning I sure am a mess. My head is four or five times its normal size And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes. I cant recall a single thing I did or said Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed. Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body? I must have fallen down somehow. I believe it had something to do with karate -- its all coming back to me now. I was standing in a bar with king kongs cousin, He must have been seven foot three. His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "hey, chump, Would you like to step outside with me? " Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore. I left last nights dinner on this mornings floor. My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk. I drank so much that my hair got drunk. I see a big old worm about ten feet long Hallucinating purple cows. Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone. Uh oh, this is not my house. I could call us a taxi on the telephone If I only knew where we are. I guess Im gonna have to drive myself back home As soon as I can find the car. Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни How Much Tequila: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/109/1/15568.html Все тексты песен: John Prine » John Prine - Please Dont Bury Me » John Prine - Illegal Smile » John Prine - Rocky Mountain Time » John Prine - I Know One » John Prine - Loose Talk » John Prine - Common Sense » John Prine - Unwed Fathers » John Prine - Third of July » John Prine - The Jet Set » John Prine - This Cold War With You » John Prine - John Prine Christmas » John Prine - Speed of The Sound of Loneliness » John Prine - The Oldest Baby in The World » John Prine - All The Best » John Prine - The Bottomless Lake » John Prine - If You Dont Want My Love » John Prine - The Torch Singer » John Prine - The Twentieth Century is Almost Over » John Prine - Everybody » John Prine - Far from Me Рекомендуем скачать: » Заречный Гриша - Слезинка » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Досуги-буги » Застольные песни - По муромской дорожке » Застольные песни - Глобус » Зоя Ященко - Синий цвет » Зинур Миналиев - Посошок » Застольные песни - Травы, травы » Застольные песни - Надежда » Застольные песни - Где ты утро раннее » Зоопарк, Майк Науменко - Фрагмент. (Ты маленький праздник...) » Зоя Ященко - Франция » Зоопарк, Майк Науменко - Право на рок » Застольные песни - В путь » Злата Кудинова - Тростниковой дудочки обломок... » Застольные песни - Помнишь, мама? » Земфира - Девушка созрела » Застольные песни - Ты не смейся » Заречный Гриша - На посошок » Зоя Ященко, Олег Заливако - Бурлаки » Застольные песни - Ты лети моя песенка
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