It was the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Everybody was stoned, Even the mouse.
Man from the whore house, And me from the jail, I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter, I tripped on my dick A nd busted my bladder.
I went downstairs and what did I see? A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree. He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer, And a big fat hairy dick for that family queer.
That`s the end of my story, Funny wasn`t it? You see.
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