Текст (слова) песни: L.L. Cool J - You Can`t dance

He man, I`ve seen ya, think ya rockin` it on the floor...
You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet`s deformed.
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can`t dance!

Why don`t you just nail your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what`s the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance like a fat old lady
not sayin` that fat old ladies ain`t nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the old lady then did it twice.
You can`t dance!

You`ve been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the floor.
In every discotheque, I see you there
in the middle of the crowd,
looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
You can`t dance!

Take my advice, don`t move!
You`ll never get the knack.
If I danced like you I`d sneak out the party
and wouldn`t be coming back.
On the floor you`re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that`s how you move.
You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
You can`t dance!

You wanna come to my party?
I wouldn`t give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
ended up in an ambulance.
Wouldn`t it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got arthritis already,
what`ll happen when you get old?
You can`t dance!

Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can`t dance" people
when you were a "can`t dance" kid.
You live in a "can`t dance" house,
went out in a "can`t dance" car,
your doofy "can`t dance" father
got drunk in a "can`t dance" bar.
You take a "can`t dance" bath,
put on your "can`t dance" cologne.
Go out to a "can`t dance" party
so you wouldn`t have to "can`t dance" all alone.
You can`t dance!

Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: L.L. Cool J - You Can`t dance He man, I`ve seen ya, think ya rockin` it on the floor... You look like a moron! Who let you in the door? To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet`s deformed. They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on. You can`t dance! Why don`t you just nail your feet to the floor? Homeboy, what`s the use? Anytime you wanna step aside a party, first think of an excuse. You dance like a fat old lady not sayin` that fat old ladies ain`t nice, but every time you try to get one move right. the old lady then did it twice. You can`t dance! You`ve been a dancing disco disaster, the worst I ever saw. They should dropkick you on the neck and drag you off the floor. In every discotheque, I see you there in the middle of the crowd, looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around. You can`t dance! Take my advice, don`t move! You`ll never get the knack. If I danced like you I`d sneak out the party and wouldn`t be coming back. On the floor you`re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that`s how you move. You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon. You can`t dance! You wanna come to my party? I wouldn`t give you a chance. You tried to take breakdance lessons, ended up in an ambulance. Wouldn`t it be funny if they put you on solid gold? You dance like you got arthritis already, what`ll happen when you get old? You can`t dance! Why are you so stiff? Is it something that your mother did? Maybe you grew up around "can`t dance" people when you were a "can`t dance" kid. You live in a "can`t dance" house, went out in a "can`t dance" car, your doofy "can`t dance" father got drunk in a "can`t dance" bar. You take a "can`t dance" bath, put on your "can`t dance" cologne. Go out to a "can`t dance" party so you wouldn`t have to "can`t dance" all alone. You can`t dance! Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни You Can`t dance: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/111/1/8994.html Все тексты песен: L.L. Cool J » L.L. Cool J - Rasta Imposter » L.L. Cool J - Zoom » L.L. Cool J - Walking With a Panther » L.L. Cool J - No Airplay » L.L. Cool J - To Da Break of Dawn » L.L. Cool J - Jinglin` Baby (remixed but still jinglin » L.L. Cool J - Cheesy Rat Blues » L.L. Cool J - Mr. Smith » L.L. Cool J - Fuhgidabowdit » L.L. Cool J - Big Mama (Unconditional Love) » L.L. Cool J - Eat Em Up L Chill » L.L. Cool J - It Gets No Rougher » L.L. Cool J - Soul Suvivor » L.L. Cool J - Funkadelic Relic » L.L. Cool J - Clockin` G`s » L.L. Cool J - Skit » L.L. Cool J - I Shot Ya (remix) » L.L. Cool J - Stand By Your Man » L.L. Cool J - Hip Hop » L.L. Cool J - Wanna Get Paid Рекомендуем скачать: » Яна - Хорошо » Ярослав Юдин - Трамвай » Янка Дягилева - Гори, гори ясно » Янка Дягилева - По трамвайным рельсам » Яков Коган - Посвящение друзьям » Яна Симон - Цветочные страсти » Яна Симон - Игорю Качуре » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Коган - Назначение иудея » Яков Кофман - Мужики и бабы » Яков Коган - Воспоминание о забытом киносеансе » Яна - Сигаретный дым » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Ярослав Юдин - Случайный сюжет » Яков Коган - А если переворошить свое имущество... » Яков Коган - Марионетки » Янка Дягилева - Песенка про паучков » Яков Кофман - Случай на экзамене » Янка Дягилева - Печаль моя » Ярослав Хоречко - Красная Шапочка
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