Текст (слова) песни: Townes Van Zandt - Talkin Karate Blues

By townes van zandt

Well, I aint very big for twentyone

And it seems I never could have any good clean fun

Cause every time Id go outside some great big bullyd come along

Hed hit me in the face and hed knock to the ground

And hed start kickin me all around

And that aint exactly fair, friends, thats wrong.

So I got me a paper the other night

And I crawled up on the sofa and I turned on the light

And flipped through the pages till I found the classified ads.

Said, "take karate from lee hung chow;

Man, make your first appointment now

This course is guaranteed to make you bad."

Well, the next day I drove to the address

By japanese design I was really impressed

It looked like a regular house of the rising sun.

I walked inside, I was all alone

I had a nervous feeling down in my bones

I was kind of sorry Id ever even come.

Then a giant jap came through the door

He must have been about seven foot four

And he looked like hes prone to easy aggrevation.

He said, "lee hung chow, ah kee dung"

Thats japanese for fee fie foo fum

I tried to explain my entire situation.

He said, "number one course, yankee, self defence,

Twohundred dollars and twentyfive cents";

I said "whats the twentyfive cents for? " and he said, "repairs."

I said, "repairs to what? ", and he said "to you"

And I thought to myself "man, that wont do"

Felt about a half inch tall under that ol slender stare

Ah, you think he was yellow...

I said, "i believe I better go check another place"

He said, "ha so, yankee dont like my race"

I said, "now, theres a mistake, man, and thats true;

Ive been for you you japanese all along

You japanese just cant do no wrong

And I thought you got mighty dirty deal in world war ii."

Well, he grabbed me by the hand and gave a heave

I figured theres a pretty good time to leave

Before he had a chance to do me any definite harm.

But my plan worked out in the end, you see,

Now no bully is gonna pick on me

Whos gonna hit a fellow with just one arm?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Townes Van Zandt - Talkin Karate Blues By townes van zandt Well, I aint very big for twentyone And it seems I never could have any good clean fun Cause every time Id go outside some great big bullyd come along Hed hit me in the face and hed knock to the ground And hed start kickin me all around And that aint exactly fair, friends, thats wrong. So I got me a paper the other night And I crawled up on the sofa and I turned on the light And flipped through the pages till I found the classified ads. Said, "take karate from lee hung chow; Man, make your first appointment now This course is guaranteed to make you bad." Well, the next day I drove to the address By japanese design I was really impressed It looked like a regular house of the rising sun. I walked inside, I was all alone I had a nervous feeling down in my bones I was kind of sorry Id ever even come. Then a giant jap came through the door He must have been about seven foot four And he looked like hes prone to easy aggrevation. He said, "lee hung chow, ah kee dung" Thats japanese for fee fie foo fum I tried to explain my entire situation. He said, "number one course, yankee, self defence, Twohundred dollars and twentyfive cents"; I said "whats the twentyfive cents for? " and he said, "repairs." I said, "repairs to what? ", and he said "to you" And I thought to myself "man, that wont do" Felt about a half inch tall under that ol slender stare Ah, you think he was yellow... I said, "i believe I better go check another place" He said, "ha so, yankee dont like my race" I said, "now, theres a mistake, man, and thats true; Ive been for you you japanese all along You japanese just cant do no wrong And I thought you got mighty dirty deal in world war ii." Well, he grabbed me by the hand and gave a heave I figured theres a pretty good time to leave Before he had a chance to do me any definite harm. But my plan worked out in the end, you see, Now no bully is gonna pick on me Whos gonna hit a fellow with just one arm? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Talkin Karate Blues: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/119/1/18649.html Все тексты песен: Townes Van Zandt » Townes Van Zandt - Niles river blues » Townes Van Zandt - None but the rain » Townes Van Zandt - Sad Cinderella » Townes Van Zandt - Tecumseh valley » Townes Van Zandt - Don`t let the sunshine fool ya` (Guy Cla » Townes Van Zandt - Blaze`s blues » Townes Van Zandt - No lonesome tune » Townes Van Zandt - Buckskin Stallion Blues » Townes Van Zandt - Still looking for you » Townes Van Zandt - Fraternity Blues » Townes Van Zandt - Kathleen » Townes Van Zandt - Niles River Blues » Townes Van Zandt - St John the gambler » Townes Van Zandt - Sad cinderella » Townes Van Zandt - Blue wind blew » Townes Van Zandt - Lover`s lullaby » Townes Van Zandt - Mr Gold and Mr Mud » Townes Van Zandt - Snake mountain blues » Townes Van Zandt - Fraulein (L. Williams) » Townes Van Zandt - Nine pound hammer (Merle Travis) Рекомендуем скачать: » Николай Шипилов - Фортуна-фортуната » Настя - Иду себе » Несчастный Случай, Алексей Кортнев - На берегу пустынных вод » Николай Жеребцов - Блюз-чифирь » Новогодние песни - Новый год (Агата Кристи) » Настя Полева - Стратосфера » Натали - Не стерпелось, не слюбилось » Новелла Матвеева - Прошел, прошел, осыпался Новый год... » Николай Алексеев - Попытался передать, что со мной... » Николай Старченков - Хороший мой » Нани Брегвадзе - Снегопад » Настя - Том Сойер » Н. Басков и Т. Повалей - Отпусти меня » Неприкасаемые - Напои меня водой » Наутилус Помпилиус, Вячеслав Бутусов - Матерь богов » Николай Щедрин - Песня о Красноярске » Никитин Сергей - Мы начинаемся » Настя - Лететь » Николай Старченков - Лабух » Николай Трубач - Белым
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