Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn`t matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn`t matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it`s obvious he doesn`t like
The Nehru jacket that I`m wearing
He tells me that they`ve got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn`t really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some polaroids And said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to Any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty papercut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter By the pearly gates And it`s obvious he doesn`t like The Nehru jacket that I`m wearing He tells me that they`ve got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine For all eternity And every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important Doesn`t really matter anymore Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Everything You Know Is Wrong: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1080.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy » Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero » Weird Al Yankovic - Fatter » Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From » Weird Al Yankovic - Its All About The Pentiums » Weird Al Yankovic - I Want a New Duck » Weird Al Yankovic - The Rye And The Kaiser » Weird Al Yankovic - This Song`s Just Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - Polkas On 45 » Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising » Weird Al Yankovic - Won`t Eat Prunes Again » Weird Al Yankovic - Callin in Sick » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`ve Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King » Weird Al Yankovic - Spam » Weird Al Yankovic - The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota » Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Enough For Now » Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory) Рекомендуем скачать: » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - Мужики и бабы » Яков Коган - Мосты » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - Придет вода » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - На дороге 5 » Яна Симон - Белый ангел » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яна Симон - Viol D`Amour » Яна - Сигаретный дым » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - Россия Достоевского » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - Рижская » Яна Симон - Не стучись в мои двери зимою » Яков Кофман - Товарищ Бендер » Яна - Не спеши
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