Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin` toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared `em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you`re all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can`t hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin` in reindeer guts

There`s the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There`s a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin` `round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin`, the body count`s risin`
And everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa`s doin` time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don`t you cry no more tears
He`ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she`s on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They`re talkin` bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin` gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he`s gettin` a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin` toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared `em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all - now you`re all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he`d been gettin` a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you`ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can`t hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin` in reindeer guts There`s the National Guard and the F.B.I. There`s a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin` `round in the sky And the bullets are flyin`, the body count`s risin` And everyone`s dyin` to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santa`s doin` time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don`t you cry no more tears He`ll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen`s in therapy and Donner`s still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, she`s on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights They`re talkin` bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin` gypped Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he`s gettin` a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Night Santa Went Crazy: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1148.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Midnight Star » Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King » Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City » Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy » Weird Al Yankovic - Waffle King » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy » Weird Al Yankovic - Poodle Hat » Weird Al Yankovic - Unicorn » Weird Al Yankovic - Trash Day » Weird Al Yankovic - Holiday Greetings 1987 » Weird Al Yankovic - Hummingbirds » Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Be Mellow When I`m Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - Airline Amy » Weird Al Yankovic - Since Youve Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - It`s All About the Benjamins » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - Happy Birthday » Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid Рекомендуем скачать: » Владимир Качан, Леонид Филатов - Високосный год » Виктор Черников - Размышления к событию, произошедшему со мной на работе 15 апреля 1987 года около 11 часов местного в » Владимир Туриянский - Кто поехал в гости к тете... » Валерий Меладзе - Красиво » Витас - Опера №2 » Вадим Егоров - Письмо, написанное в ночном автобусе, идущем из Берлина в Дрезден » Василий Гринчук - В городе северном солнце печальное... » Вадим Кондратюк - Монолог сказочного героя 2 » Владимир Маркин - В доме восемь... » Владимир Завгородний - Грустный возница » Владимир Капгер - Бардессе. Пародия на В.Долину » Витас - Херрург » Владимир Каденко - Аллеманда » Владимир Высоцкий - Товарищи ученые » Владимир Высоцкий - Песенка о переселении душ » Валерий Сыскин - Ну вот еще рывок... » Вероника Долина - К сомнамбулам » Високосный Год - Приносящий удачу » Владимир Качан, Леонид Филатов - Подарок Андерсена » Владимир Каденко - Уезжаю в апрель
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