Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated

Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.

Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin` all alone,
You said take the pizza home.
No sense lettin` all this go to waste,
So then I faced

Pizza all day, and everyday, there`s cheese round the clock,
It`s gettin` me blocked, And I sure don`t care, for irregularity.

Tell me,
Why`d you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cause right now I`d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should`ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.

I was feelin` pretty down,
`Til my girlfriend came around.
We`re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissing her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would have guessed, her family crest.
I suddenly spy, tattoo`d on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it`s just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.

(no no no)

I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I`d unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...

Said not to stand, but that`s a demand,
That I couldn`t meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.

Why`d I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It`s such a drag now.
I can`t eat, I can`t breathe, I can`t snore, I can`t belch or yodel anymore,
Can`t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated.
Oh no!

Why`d I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can`t blink, I can`t cough, I can`t sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven`t been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin` all alone, You said take the pizza home. No sense lettin` all this go to waste, So then I faced Pizza all day, and everyday, there`s cheese round the clock, It`s gettin` me blocked, And I sure don`t care, for irregularity. Tell me, Why`d you have to go and make me so constipated? Cause right now I`d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, In the bathroom. I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should`ve taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. No, no, no. I was feelin` pretty down, `Til my girlfriend came around. We`re just so alike in every way, I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might, pop the question there that night. I was kissing her so tenderly, But woe is me. Who would have guessed, her family crest. I suddenly spy, tattoo`d on her thigh. And son of a gun, it`s just like the one on me. Tell me. How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated. What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated. No, no, no. (no no no) I had so much on my mind, I thought maybe I`d unwind. Try out that new roller coaster ride, And the guide... Said not to stand, but that`s a demand, That I couldn`t meet, I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see. Tell me. Why`d I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. It`s such a drag now. I can`t eat, I can`t breathe, I can`t snore, I can`t belch or yodel anymore, Can`t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated. Oh no! Why`d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer. I can`t blink, I can`t cough, I can`t sneeze. But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. Haven`t been the same since my head and I were separated. No, no, no. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Constipated: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1225.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Harvey the Wonder Hamster » Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls » Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog » Weird Al Yankovic - If I Could Make Love to a Bottle » Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. » Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer » Weird Al Yankovic - Nobody Here but Us Frogs » Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna » Weird Al Yankovic - Twister » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - Girls Just Want to Have Lunch » Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins » Weird Al Yankovic - Take Me Down » Weird Al Yankovic - School Cafeteria » Weird Al Yankovic - I Feel Like Throwin Up » Weird Al Yankovic - The Ballad of Kent Marlow » Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising » Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Be Mellow When I`m Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff Рекомендуем скачать: » с аккордами СпазМ - Огонь » с аккордами Вопли Видоплясова - Горiла сосна » с аккордами Александр Розенбаум - Серебристая Колыма » с аккордами Александр Розенбаум - Размышление на прогулке » с аккордами Леонид Сергеев - Выхожу ввечеру » с аккордами Фидошные песни - Если сдохнет винда » Север Сергей - Твой папа был… » с аккордами Олег Медведев - Машинист » с аккордами Александр Дольский - Ленинградский вальс » с аккордами Зимовье Зверей - Carmen Нorrendum » с аккордами Scorpions - Still loving you » с аккордами Червона Рута - Ветер » с аккордами Кино, Виктор Цой - Невеселая песня » с аккордами Переделанные песни, Пародии - Песня из рекламы NESCAFE » с аккордами Ирина Анциферова - По доске » С.Ротару - Ночь без тебя » с аккордами Сплин - Любовь идет по проводам » с аккордами Тимур Шаов - Ночной свистун » Сергей Вальков - Над палаточным лагерем пьяный закат... » Станислав Колеников - Ты будешь моей королевою
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