Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 2

Now, let me tell you bout the school cafeteria

Its got all the others beat

It sells over four million burgers a year

Just think, thats almost two pounds of meat

My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm

But my burrito is much too cold

You know a school cafeteria is the only place

That sells artificially colored mold

You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production

They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg

I dont like to complain, but in a school cafeteria

You can buy a taco and get bubonic plague

Today in the school cafeteria

They introduced a brand new malt

Its called boysenberry dysentery

Please pass the salt

The tunafish sandwichesll make you ill

The enchiladas are enough to kill

Before you eat, youd better make out your will

In the school cafeteria today

After sixty-three years in the business

Our cook still hasnt got the knack

And all the food in the school cafeteria

Comes from care packages that were sent back

Feel your arteries growing hard

As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard

Its no wonder that the food is so gross

The health department is afraid to come close

So everybody better hold your nose

In the school cafeteria today

So listen very closely, all you girls and guys

Heres a little message to the wise

Youd better not try the chili surprise

In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah

In the school cafeteria today

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