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Текст (слова) песни: Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four

My last girlfriend didn t like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didn t excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn t that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she s a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spreads your legs or spread the word
So what if iam not the smartest peanut in the turt
I am white wich goes with everything but I can come in any color
And I am looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But it s hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play harmonica with their pussies?
Like em easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat gee
You know what I really want in a girl? Me

I need to find a new vagina
Any kinda new vagina
It s hard to rhyme a word like vagina

Kevin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
Women are like dog doo hear me through don t interrupt
It s just the older that they are the easier to get to pick up
I d fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain t gague I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
Won t have take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like sizzler she got a beef we ll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don t play rough
No I can t be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
She d use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her widsom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a girl? ME

Vagina vagina vagina vagina
Vagina vagina vagina vagina

 

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