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If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I`ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I`m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it`s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a super model would be easy Cause `super model` means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with `super dumb` Ya see I`d be a good listener so she`d treat me like a sister and soon I`d become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn`t be a week before I`m in her underwear I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly Doesn`t matter what I`m packin` in my denim it`s what`s in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I`m not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No I`m not Princess Di and I don`t wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I`d have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom`s hair stylist his name is Kip he`s got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mother`s lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get chicks Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don`t dig Chicks that don`t dig guys like me See I`m not queer I`m too ugly And I don`t shave my heiny Don`t shave my heiny See I`m not queer I`m too ugly
Прямая ссылка на текст песни I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/2401.html » Bloodhound Gang - Yellow Fever » Bloodhound Gang - Ralph Wiggum » Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn » Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks » Bloodhound Gang - Take the long way home » Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die » Bloodhound Gang - Rang Dang » Bloodhound Gang - The Roof is on Fire » Bloodhound Gang - No rest for the wicked » Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde » Bloodhound Gang - Right turn clyde » Bloodhound Gang - Its Tricky » Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home » Bloodhound Gang - Something Diabolical » Bloodhound Gang - She ain`t got no legs » Bloodhound Gang - Turn Clyde » Bloodhound Gang - It`s Tricky » Bloodhound Gang - A lap dance is so much better » Bloodhound Gang - Strictly For The Tardcore » Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Klyde » Анж - Твой мир » Александр Журбин - Лошадку-жизнь пришпоря, торопится ездок... » Александр Розенбаум - Песня о гончаре » А.Варум - Будешь рядом ты » Аукцыон - Убьют » Александр Розенбаум - Разговор в гостинице » Александр Климушин - Пишу, гитару на колени положив... » Александр Дольский - Стихи и песни » Александр Розенбаум - Мы часто слышим: Сделай себя сам... » Аквариум, Борис Гребенщиков (с аккордами ) - Юрьев день » Агата Кристи - Африканка » Анна Чайка - Устанет ласточка гнездо свивать... » Аукцыон - Мальчик как мальчик » Ася Анистратенко - Философия » А Пугачева - Голова » Александра Пахмутова - Беловежская пуща » Алексей Кискачи - Древний блюз » Александр Альшанский - Подражание шансону » Андрей Земсков - В бездонность сквозь свечи дрожащий свет... » Андрей Земсков - Осенняя |
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