Текст (слова) песни: Bloodhound Gang - You Are Pretty When I`m Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY FLOUNDER FISHIN`
KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS
UNTIL WE BROUGHT SKIP O` POT2MUS
AND DADDY`S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE ANDDUMB
AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LUPUS IN THE LAVATORY MAKING A BIG STINK
MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK
M.S.G.S TANKED UP AND WIZZIN` IN A CUP
WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
CAUSE I`M THE ONE BOTTLE WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE
AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY SALES
NOW IT`S MIDNIGHT AND I`M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW MANISCHEWITZ
WITH MY BEER-TINTED GLASSES I`M READY TO BITTY BATTLE
I`M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT I`LL END UP TENDING CATTLE

CAUSE YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(AND I`M PRETTY FUCKIN` DRUNK)

HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE
MR. JIMMY POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME BOOTY
CAUSE I`M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY
YOU`D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN`ME
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNABE
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE
AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU`RE PROBABLY GOING HOMEALONE
AND IT WOULDN`T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAUTY, IT`S ONLY SKIN DEEP
IT`S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER`S ABOUTTO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT`S A MNAG A TROIS YOU AND ME AND HEINEKEN

CAUSE YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(AND I`M PRETTY FUCKIN` DRUNK)

REGRETS I`VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FOREMOST I`D LIKE TO MENTION YOU
FOR THE SAKE OF CONVERSATION WE`LL CALL YOU THE BRANDNEW HEAVY
YOUR A MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT AND EUGENE LEVY
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG-BONED, I PREFER TO CALL IT GUT
YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN` HUTT
YOU HAD HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY
I SMELT TUNA MELT BUT I WASNT GONNA WORRY
IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN`T GETTIN` SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN CHRISTIAN
THEN IT HIT ME SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WASFISHIN`
I WAS DEEP SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT CHANCE
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVEDIN YOUR PANTSAT THAT JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE
THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
FATTY FATTY BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE AN EXPERIMENT

CAUSE YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK)
YOU`RE PRETTY WHEN I`M DRUNK
(AND I`M PRETTY FUCKIN` DRUNK)

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