I`m a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These aren`t the whores you`re looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin burnin` herb in his Jeep Thinks the kangaroos are laughin` at his haircut Used a bowl for that too but
If you knew me like I know myself You`d hate me like I hate myself
`Cause I`m a
Jackass
Got no rabbit in this hat `Cause I`m pullin` it out my ass Ain`t Sigfried or Roy but I could be Makin` magic with the pussy
Jackass
Like that dude in Tiananmen Square With a six pack and a folding chair Got bombed at the parade and ended up Playin` Chicken with the tanks but
If you knew me like I know myself You`d hate me like I hate myself
`Cause I`m a
Jackass
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl They could try to run game on the O.D.B. They could kick every douche bag off the "Real World" But they won`t get rid of me
If I knew you like You know yourself I`d hate you like You hate yourself
Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself Hate yourself
`Cause you`re a
Jackass
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