Fucking right. Bank holiday Monday, By Sunday I was.... So let`s fuck off to Alton Towers. One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars. Fit crack on the lake but her mate`s got a flabby arse. So let`s hit the bars.... Where`s the fucking pub? Where`s the fucking ale? We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail. Where`s the fucking crack? There`s middle aged mums with big fabby bums. Black hole queue`s past the entrance gate now, Well, I`ve been with Sweatty Betty and it`s not worth the wait. No! I wouldn`t stand in a queue for all the tea in China, I`d rather pump the S up me deck top`s vagina, Sarah the dog. Where`s the fucking pub? Where`s the fucking ale? We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail. Where`s the fucking crack? There`s middle aged mums with big fabby bums. Fuck cunt wank shit. Where`s the fucking pub? Where`s the fucking ale? We don`t want to queue for the mono-fucking rail. (Repeat to end)
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