Текст (слова) песни: Pansy Division - Bill & Ted`s Homosexual Adventure
Two California valley boys The very best of friends They used to go on dates with girls But now they don`t pretend After trying to deny it They went ahead and tried it Couldn`t believe how excellent it felt It`s no bogus journey It`s their hearts` true yearning It`s time for Bill & Ted`s Homosexual adventure to begin In the garage They`re practicing their guitar solos But in the bedroom They`re practicing on one another School was such a pain What a way to waste your brain ` Cause you know what`s on their minds Hey dude, 69! They might seem kind of dumb But they`re not rubes They got each other by the pubes Squeezing on one another´s tubes One`s dark, one is blond Day an night they get it on They got condoms in their pockets Plug into each other`s sockets They learned from Socrates And other ancient Greeks The art of homo love And sexual techniques They may not be too bright But they know what they like A love affair most triumphant It`s no bogus journey It`s a boner journey It`s time for Bill & Ted`s Homosexual adventure to begin
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