Текст (слова) песни: Rodney Carrington - Play Your Cards Wrong
if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight you`ve got all the makings of my future ex-wife i`ve got 3 bucks my credit sucks and my future don`t look to bright if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser and a lazy no good slob i`ve lost my house i`ve got no car i cant keep a job but i`ve got a big heart and another part take me home, you`ll understand because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight when i pull my pants down hey you won`t believe i`m white it`s been said that i`m Mr. Ed but don`t worry, I won`t bite if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest and they say i`m just lyin` but i peed next to ol` John Holmes and he started cryin` on a sunny day i`ve got it made get under my wiener if you need shade if you play your cards wrong you can take me home tonight
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