Now that you are my most special one, And you know we`ve already gone to the prom, Won`t you come with me to family functions? Won`t you be the one that I`ve got on my arm? It`s not every boy who brings me broken arrows. It`s not every boy who brings me bottled rain. Won`t you come with me to family functions? You will see then that I`m not really to blame. Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store, Uncle Max was in the Mob. Cousin Lester married a shiksa, Crazy Aunt Ingas can`t find a job. Ingas, oh pingas, you`re my favorite. Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune. Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress. ?? Uncle Tony, she`s a bride in June. "He`s a nice Jewish boy," they will say, But the truth is that I knew it all along. Won`t you come with me to family functions? You had better, `cause I wrote you this damn song.
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