Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth, or I`ll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right, Cause I`m the king of cellulite. Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.
My zippers bust, my buckles break. I`m too much man for you to take. The pavement cracks when I fall down. I`ve got more chins than Chinatown.
Well I`ve never used a phone booth, And I`ve never seen my toes. When I`m goin` to the movies I take up seven rows.
Don`tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout. Just tell me once again: Who`s fat?
When I walk out to get my mail, It measures on the Richter scale. Down at the beach I`m a lucky man. I`m the only one who gets a tan. If I have one more pie a la mode I`m gonna need my own zip code.
When you`re only having seconds, I`m having twenty-thirds. When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word.
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds. Lemme tell you once again who`s fat.
If you see me comin` your way, Better give me plenty space. If I tell you that I`m hungry, Then won`t you feed my face.
Woo woo woo. When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house.
And you know all by myself I`m a crowd. Lemme tell you once again.
You know I`m huge, I`m fat, you know it. And the whole world knoes I`m fat and I`m proud.
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