Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Got Jack

I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can`t deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I`ll beat that bootie with a stick
Even the jeans she`s wearing, her pants are almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That`s tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that butt you`ve got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain`t that average chickadee.
Hell with romancin`, I`ll take her wallet dancin`
Rich. Bitch. I`ll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my flavour is I`ll tell you vanilla ice cream
So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)
does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like `em flat and small, and when I`m in the mall,
I just can`t help myself
I`m doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)
Don`t like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I`ll put it in the blender
Don`t want a rear fender.
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda`s, better than Yolanda`s.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Comso knows everything what they`re talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she`s 7`8"

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Got Jack I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can`t deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get Sick, cuz I like a toothpick I`ll beat that bootie with a stick Even the jeans she`s wearing, her pants are almost tearing No, baby I want a flat bootie, That`s tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me that butt you`ve got is, oh, so corny ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds, well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain`t that average chickadee. Hell with romancin`, I`ll take her wallet dancin` Rich. Bitch. I`ll dig for her money ditch So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme if you ask me what my flavour is I`ll tell you vanilla ice cream So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah) does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah) Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it, Chorus: Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie) I like `em flat and small, and when I`m in the mall, I just can`t help myself I`m doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo) Don`t like a sister, who farts while playing Twister. I wish those beans did miss her, even Uncle Ben would fist her I like my booties real slender and tender, And if I see a big bootie, I`ll put it in the blender Don`t want a rear fender. I get into my Honda What the hell is an anaconda? All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda`s, better than Yolanda`s. Chorus Yeah, baby, when it comes to females, Comso knows everything what they`re talking about 36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she`s 7`8" Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that, Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Baby Got Jack: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1060.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Wont Eat Prunes Again » Weird Al Yankovic - George Of The Jungle » Weird Al Yankovic - Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios » Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White » Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil » Weird Al Yankovic - Its Moldy Now » Weird Al Yankovic - Fast Food » Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna » Weird Al Yankovic - Im So Sick of You » Weird Al Yankovic - Take Me Down » Weird Al Yankovic - Twister » Weird Al Yankovic - Dead Car Battery Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Gump » Weird Al Yankovic - Gotta Boogie » Weird Al Yankovic - The Check`s In The Mail » Weird Al Yankovic - Addicted to Spuds » Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog » Weird Al Yankovic - Buckingham Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet Рекомендуем скачать: » Юрий Ильченко - Memento mori » Юрий Визбор - Воскресенье в Москве » Юрий Лорес - Речной трамвай » Юрий Харченко - Зеленый король » Юрий Визбор - Сорокалетье » Юрий Визбор - Серега Санин » Юрий Антонов - Нет тебя прекрасней » Юрий Бендюков - Свет погасим, у свечи... » Юрий Визбор - Ты обычно стоишь в стороне... » Юрий Карпов - Разговор двух гусаров на балу (2) » Юрий Визбор - На проезжей на дороженьке... » Юрий Панюшкин - Совет от Красной Шапочки » Юрий Белов - Старый камуфляж » Юрий Карпов - Все в мире перемешалось... » Юлия Мешковая - Печален молчальник, начавший путь... » Юрий Визбор - Качка в Каспийском море » Юрий Устинов, Валентин Берестов - Здесь ветки лип чернеют строго... » Юлия Колосовская - Песня про капитана Дюка » Юлий Ким - Колыбельная из Ивана-царевича » Юрий Визбор - Лишь утром снега берегут
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