Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet.
Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget.
Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I`m back in the very same place I was before.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free.
And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose,
And I try to escape, but it`s just no use.
And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win.
And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in.
And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through.
But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I`m half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear, Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet. Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget. Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain? See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur. Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor. Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door, And I`m back in the very same place I was before. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free. And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me. And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose, And I try to escape, but it`s just no use. And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win. And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in. And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through. But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you? Come on Vanna, come on! Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again. That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then. See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address. I`m half an hour late for my algebra test. Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest, And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1347.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Spam » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant » Weird Al Yankovic - Star Wars Copa Cabana » Weird Al Yankovic - Baby Likes Burping » Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Patterns » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant » Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog » Weird Al Yankovic - Hummingbirds » Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup » Weird Al Yankovic - Let Me Be Your Hog » Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley09Spameater » Weird Al Yankovic - Good Old Days » Weird Al Yankovic - Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From » Weird Al Yankovic - It`s Still Billy Joel To Me » Weird Al Yankovic - The Alternative Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - School CafeteriaVersion 2 » Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy » Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - Frank`s 2000" Tv » Weird Al Yankovic - The Devil Went Down To Jamaica Рекомендуем скачать: » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - 999 » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Запоминай » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Ты прости » Хамерман Знищує Віруси - Курицин » Хабарова Кира - Я не такая » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - За мной » Хамелеон - 12-85-00 » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Глупые люди » Хабарова Кира - Платье из бурды » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Черный ворон » Хвостенко Алексей - Сучка с сумочкой » Хвостенко Алексей - Пасмурный день » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Всё в огонь /песня царевны/ » Хамерман Знищує Віруси - До смерти навсегда » Хабарова Кира - Хулиганка » Хвостенко Алексей - Симпозион » Хабарова Кира - Пиво » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Средняя школа №7 (А мы любили) » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Воскресение » Хвостенко Алексей - Ностальгическая песня
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