Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet.
Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget.
Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I`m back in the very same place I was before.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!

And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free.
And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose,
And I try to escape, but it`s just no use.
And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win.
And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in.
And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through.
But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I`m half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear, Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air. My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet. Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget. Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane? Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain? See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur. Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor. Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door, And I`m back in the very same place I was before. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right! And I can`t bust out, and I can`t break free. And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me. And I can`t go home, and I can`t get loose, And I try to escape, but it`s just no use. And I can`t ever leave, and I can`t ever win. And we`re runnin` outta air, and the walls are closin` in. And I can`t go back, and I can`t get through. But Vanna, since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you? Come on Vanna, come on! Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again. That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then. See, I`m coming home from work, but I forgot my address. I`m half an hour late for my algebra test. Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest, And I`m falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1347.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky » Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News » Weird Al Yankovic - Bohemian Polka » Weird Al Yankovic - Take Me to The Liver » Weird Al Yankovic - King Of Suede » Weird Al Yankovic - Hooker On A Corner » Weird Al Yankovic - Don`t Wear Those Shoes » Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda Chant » Weird Al Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy » Weird Al Yankovic - (This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City » Weird Al Yankovic - Chicken Pot Pie » Weird Al Yankovic - It`s All About the Benjamins » Weird Al Yankovic - Stop Draggin` My Car Around » Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls » Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today » Weird Al Yankovic - I`ll Be Mellow When I`m Dead » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - Burger King » Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII Рекомендуем скачать: » Машина Времени - Ах, какой был изысканный бал » Машина Времени - Марионетки » Мария Булат - Клубился сигаретный дым... » Марк Мерман - Танго » Машина Времени - Я смысл этой жизни вижу в том » Маркова Наталья, Двуречье - Ты где? » Маша Распутина - Ах,Одесса » Машина Времени - Блюз о несомненном вреде пьянства » Михаил Мазель - В осеннем лесу » Малина - Киллер » Михаил Трегер - Никого нельзя жалеть... » Михаил Щербаков - Ковчег неутомимый » Михаил Щербаков - Колыбельная безумца » Михаил Щербаков - Аллегория для голоса с хором » Могилевский Анатолий - Вас ждет Париж » Михаил Щербаков - Болеро » Михаил Круг - Жиган-лимон » Марат Тамаев - Этот вечер, словно праздник без причины... » Машина Времени - Маски » Михаил Сипер, Василий Мешавкин - Пиратский гопак (Из цикла Пиратские пляски)
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