Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror When I wake up every morn And I marvel at how great I`ve been Since the day that I was born
I`ve made so many albums I`ve run out of things to name `em My fans all want to be like me And really, who can blame `em
Teenage groupies all surround me I guess I know why No one else can match my charm Why do they even try
All the girls in college Turned me down for other fellas But I know why, it seems to me They`re just insanely jealous Who wouldn`t be
Some people call it self-indulgence But they just don`t understand That it`s hard to be too humble When you know that you`re so grand
And I`m not trying to say I`m perfect I just want you to see That I`ve never met a person Who`s as wonderful as me
Now, I`m not arrogant or haughty And I`m certainly not conceited But anyone trying to match my wits Is very soon defeated
I`m a marvellous human being I`m just one big hunk of man Sometimes I have to marvel At how very great I am
Some people call it self-indulgence But they just don`t understand That it`s hard to be too humble When you know that you`re so grand
And I`m not trying to say I`m perfect I just want you to see That I`ve never met a person Who`s as marvellous, spectacular Fantastic and terrific And so very great and wonderful as me
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