Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
CHORUS
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
important doesn`t matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you,
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care
to go,
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yellin`
CHORUS
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty paper cut
and, well, to make a long story short,
it got infected and I died
so now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
and it`s obvious he doesn`t like the Nehru jacket that I`m wearing
He tells me that they`ve got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway,
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
doesn`t really matter anymore, because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
(Everything you know is)
Everything you know is wrong

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Everything You Know Is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck And as I`m laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me CHORUS Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn`t matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong I was walkin` to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you, they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go, And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yellin` CHORUS I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty paper cut and, well, to make a long story short, it got infected and I died so now I`m up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it`s obvious he doesn`t like the Nehru jacket that I`m wearing He tells me that they`ve got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway, but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity and every day he runs by screaming Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you used to think was so important doesn`t really matter anymore, because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong (Everything you know is) Everything you know is wrong Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Everything You Know Is Wrong: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/124/1/684.html Все тексты песен: Yankovic Weird Al » Yankovic Weird Al - Livin` In The Fridge » Yankovic Weird Al - I Remember Larry » Yankovic Weird Al - Bedrock Anthem » Yankovic Weird Al - I Want A New Duck » Yankovic Weird Al - Spy Hard (Theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) » Yankovic Weird Al - Spy Hard (theme From The Motion Picture » Yankovic Weird Al - Rye Or The Kaiser » Yankovic Weird Al - Bohemian Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - (this Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Yankovic Weird Al - Polka Party » Yankovic Weird Al - Since You`ve Been Gone » Yankovic Weird Al - I`m So Sick Of You » Yankovic Weird Al - Since You`ve Been Gone » Yankovic Weird Al - The Alternative Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - (This Song`s Just) Six Words Long » Yankovic Weird Al - Twister » Yankovic Weird Al - Cockroaches » Yankovic Weird Al - Gump » Yankovic Weird Al - Phony Calls » Yankovic Weird Al - Gee I`m A Nerd Рекомендуем скачать: » Руки Вверх - Он не любит тебя » РќР°РґРµР¶РґР° РљР°РґС‹С?РµРІР° - РўРѕРїРёС‚СЃСЏ Р’ РћРіРѕСЂРѕРґРµ Р‘Р°РЅСЏ » Рок-острова - Котенок самый лучший в мире » РЎРѕРіРґРёР°РЅР° - Р”СѓС?Р° Р‘РѕР»РµР»Р° » Раиса Нурмухаметова - Старая шляпа пропахла осенним дождём, дождём... » Рашид Бейбутов - Девушка » Руки Вверх! - Милый » Роман Морозовский - Божественная цыганочка » РљР°Р±СЂРёРѕР»РµС‚ - Р¦РµРїРё » Роланд Аблотия - Пещеры сна » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Мой бой » Руки Вверх - Без тормозов » РќР°РґРµР¶РґР° РљР°РґС‹С?РµРІР° - РЁРёСЂРѕРєР° Р РµРєР° » Роман Другалев - Звезда Давида » РЎРµСЂРµР±СЂРѕ - Song в„–1 » Рада и Терновник - Ржавые кольца на влажной земле » Раиса Нурмухаметова - В твоей квартире пахнет самолётом... » Р”РјРёС‚СЂРёР№ Р‘РёР»Р°РЅ - Girlfriend » Руки Вверх - Стоят подружки » РљР°Р±СЂРёРѕР»РµС‚ - РљСѓСЃР°СЋ Р СѓРєРё
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