Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Phony Calls

(parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)
Mom and dad are goin` out for the evening
And you`re stuck inside the house all alone
That`s when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell `em they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin` `em from
They`d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me
Don`t go makin` phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to
I know that you think it`s funny drivin` folks right up the wall
But it`s really gettin` old fast
Little Melvin has a natural obsession
Askin` for Prince Albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesn`t know who lives in Japan
He`s callin` strangers up at three in the morning
Gives `em pizza pie delivery at four
He won`t be laughin` when they`re tracin` his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me
Don`t go makin` phony calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you`re used to
Swear someday I`m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?
Come on
[excerpt from "The Simpsons" TV show:]
Moe: "Moe`s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink."
Bart: "Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch."
Moe: "Hold on, I`ll check Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch?
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke!
One of these days I`m gonna catch you,
and I`m gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"
Bart: "Ha ha ha ha ha."
Don`t go makin` phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to
You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called `em all
Hope that you grow out of this fast

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Yankovic Weird Al - Phony Calls (parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) Mom and dad are goin` out for the evening And you`re stuck inside the house all alone That`s when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell `em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin` `em from They`d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet Listen to me Don`t go makin` phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to I know that you think it`s funny drivin` folks right up the wall But it`s really gettin` old fast Little Melvin has a natural obsession Askin` for Prince Albert in a can He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call To some guy he doesn`t know who lives in Japan He`s callin` strangers up at three in the morning Gives `em pizza pie delivery at four He won`t be laughin` when they`re tracin` his line One day the phone police will be there at his door Yo, hear me Don`t go makin` phony calls Only dial the seven-digit numbers you`re used to Swear someday I`m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall How long is this phase gonna last? Come on [excerpt from "The Simpsons" TV show:] Moe: "Moe`s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink." Bart: "Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch." Moe: "Hold on, I`ll check Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch? Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? Listen to me, you little puke! One of these days I`m gonna catch you, and I`m gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!" Bart: "Ha ha ha ha ha." Don`t go makin` phony calls Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you`re used to You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called `em all Hope that you grow out of this fast Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Phony Calls: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/124/1/687.html Все тексты песен: Yankovic Weird Al » Yankovic Weird Al - Everything You Know Is Wrong » Yankovic Weird Al - I Remember Larry » Yankovic Weird Al - Since You`ve Been Gone » Yankovic Weird Al - Harvey The Wonder Hamster » Yankovic Weird Al - Traffic Jam » Yankovic Weird Al - The Alternative Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - Cockroaches » Yankovic Weird Al - I`m So Sick Of You » Yankovic Weird Al - Amish Paradise » Yankovic Weird Al - I Think I`m A Clone Now » Yankovic Weird Al - IntroductionCarnival Of The Animals Part » Yankovic Weird Al - What If God Smoked Cannabis » Yankovic Weird Al - Rye Or The Kaiser » Yankovic Weird Al - Bohemian Polka » Yankovic Weird Al - Slime Creatures From Outer Space » Yankovic Weird Al - Spy Hard (Theme From The Motion Picture Spy Hard) » Yankovic Weird Al - Gee I`m A Nerd » Yankovic Weird Al - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White » Yankovic Weird Al - Callin` In Sick » Yankovic Weird Al - The Night Santa Went Crazy Рекомендуем скачать: » Эдуард Гончаров - В конце дороги хочется домой... » Эли Бар-Яалом - Запись в альбоме » Эльдус Сайфулин - О счастливой любви » Эли Бар-Яалом - Книга выйдет тонкой. Словно леди... » Эльдус Сайфулин - Цыганская » Эли Бар-Яалом - Маленькие демиурги в городе Екатеринбурге... » Эли Бар-Яалом - Дракон » Элизиум - Острова » Эдуард Хиль - Это было давно » Эмир Шабашвили - Осенний оркестр » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ураган » Эрика - Крылья любви » Эли Бар-Яалом, Михаил Атлас - Посиделки с воображаемым маляром » Элизиум - Как гоген » Эли Бар-Яалом - Щиты (Седьмая песня стражи) » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ирландское жаркое » Эренбург Игорь - На параде » Эдуард Хиль - Старый марш » Эмир Шабашвили - Сверкает в ночи уголек светофора и скоро... » Эли Бар-Яалом - Ночная (Муравей в смоле)
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