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Текст (слова) песни: Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel



Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) EMI Blackwood Music, Inc. on behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (BMI)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC))/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)

(Be vewy vewy qwiet…we are huntin` somethin`)

Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
Set in our backwoods ways
Both members of the huntin` club
Both active in the NRA
(National Redneck Association)

We scouted a location where we had no doubt
We`d kill the biggest buck in the world
(About a 34-pointer)
Harold waited in his tree stand
But all he seen was a squirrel

Dang near two weeks since the season started
And neither one of us was amused
(HA HA HA)
We had on real tree camo, high-powered ammo
But no big game to shoot

Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
Harold had him in his crosshairs
(Shoot him!)
But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us
And landed in Harold`s hair
(Dang, get it out! Dang!)

Harold fell off the stand, on his head he landed
Like a wimp he laid there cryin
Till I climbed on down,
Picked him up off the ground
And it didn`t take us long to decide,
That squirrel had to die

Goodbye squirrel
With black-eyed peas,
You`re gonna taste good to me
Squirrel
It`s you or me,
Come on out of that tree
Squirrel
Hey guess what,
You`ve eaten your last nut
Squirrel

Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
Bought a keg of dynamite
Two baseball bats and a case of M-80s
We were in for one heck of a fight
(We`ll show you!)

When you`re huntin` with dumb and dumber
Something`s surely bound to go wrong
(Now be careful)
And when Harold lit that real short fuse
I knew it wouldn`t be long

When the dynamite blew,
Harold`s foot did too
And fingers began to fly
(Fly)
We were barely alive
When the game warden arrived
And much to our surprise,
That squirrel didn`t die
(Gosh!)

Goodbye squirrel
Just one more shot,
You`ll be in my crock pot
Squirrel
You`ll make a lunch,
You overgrown chipmunk
Squirrel
I`ll skin ya hide,
And make a hat when it`s dry
Squirrel

(Deadgum Earl, Ronnie Milsap could shoot better than you
Gimme that, I said gimme that gun
Look out!
Look out, duck!
I think I killed somethin`)

 

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