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Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. This is what Cledus T. wants... If Shania was mine Wouldn`t be proud of me Couldn`t hardly blame her Cuz I`m so derned ugly But on our first date We could have a good time If I got her on the moonshine If Shania was mine Say it fit just right Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day Cuz I`d buy a new toupee` Oh, I`d love to seduce her But she married her producer Now all I do is pray, pray, pray! She`ll get a deevorce someday If Shania was mine I`d probably lose my mind If she only squeezed me, teased me Pleased me one good time And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin, crop growin Tater peelin, house cleanin kind If Shania was mine Ha huh If Shania was mine She`d have to agree Can`t no one cook road kill better than me Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback She`d say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha... Now all I do is wonder Whose bed have her boots been under I wish she`d hadda been mine Now I whine, whine! That girl is so doggone fine If Shania was mine I think I`d go slap blind Starin` at her yummy little tummy And her booty shakin` round behind And if she only knew All the things I`d do I`d be the lawn mowin` crop growin` Tater peelin` house cleanin` kind If Shania, if Shania, if Shania, If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK) Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel When she shimmies and shakes It`s more than I can take Oh, what she does to me in them videos Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain What I see in Shania Twain I`d love to see her in a magazine Centerfold if you know what I mean Oh me-a oh my-a I wish that Shania Would buy me a house in South Carolina Two, four, six, eight, nine Oh I wish that Shania was mine! he he he huh huh Want to be a gal of mine...
Прямая ссылка на текст песни If Shania Was Mine: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/102/1/43905.html » Cledus T. Judd - Hazel`s Homemade Hallelujah Punch » Cledus T. Judd - My Voice » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King » Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third » Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin` » Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer » Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I`m Sexy » Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin` Problem » Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin` » Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon » Cledus T. Judd - Let`s Burn One » Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow » Cledus T. Judd - Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) » Cledus T. Judd - Goodbye Squirrel » Cledus T. Judd - Breath » Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready » Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd » Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine (Parody Any Man Of Mi » Cledus T. Judd - It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy » Cledus T. Judd - Tree`s On Fire » Король и Шут - Мастер приглашает в гости » Кемеровский Евгений - Дождь » Кар-Мэн - Моя девчонка из Америки » Калина Виктор - ШКЕТ » Король и Шут - Леший обиделся » Кино, Виктор Цой - Сосны на морском берегу » Константин Еремин - Кони вороные » Кирилл Ривель - Твой рай, твой ад » Кристина Орбакайте - Танго втроем » Кино, Виктор Цой - Прохожий » Константин Мыльцев - Муха Наташка » Король и Шут - Спрыгнуть со скалы » Кирилл Ривель - Я на куски судьбу крою... » Кирпичи - Верь мне » Кирилл Ривель - В двух-трех словах ли, строках или строфах... » Константин Афанасьев - Ну что ты, в самом деле, загрустила не на шутку?.. » Константин Пронин - Я разбужу Солнце... » Кабаре-дуэт Академия - Я обиделась » Катюша - Теряла » Константин Никольский - Еще пока с лица Земли |
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